Not Me Monday

My friend Sarah apparently has decided not to do this anymore....just when I get the hang of it...what???

I didn't leave the office early today to come home and take a nap. I wasn't tired from getting up before I usually do. Thursday through Saturday I didn't go to Murfreesboro for a Death Penalty seminar, secretly with the hopes that I might skip it and shop. I did attend it though, but I didn't shop some and enjoy my little get away. Friday night there weren't a bunch of squealing giggling girls in the room next to me who did not do said things until 1:00 A.M. That did not keep me up and did not make me want to go knock on their door and punch them in the face (I really didn't actually follow through). Luckily, I had not brought my earplugs (that I don't sleep with every night because my husband does not snore like a trucker), so after 1:00 A.M. I didn't finally go to sleep, only to have to wake up at 7:30 A.M. on a SATURDAY for a seminar, which I did not have to sit through for eight hours. Nope, didn't do it. And for those of you who know me, you don't know that I can't function on less than eight hours of sleep per night, so of course I wasn't sleepy as can be and ready to lay out in the floor at the seminar and take a nap. What did not keep me going through the day was that I had not planned to stop in Nashville at the Cheesecake Factory for of course, cheesecake. I did not skimp on my meals on Saturday just to make sure I could eat cheesecake. When I did not buy the piece of cheesecake, I did not savor the taste and make it last as long as possible (and I didn't make yummy noises at the same time) and instead of buying the low carb piece to eat right there, I did not buy the "original" thinking it was the "plain" cheesecake, which has half the calories as the original. And finally, before I left that God-sent place, I did not go in and buy an entire cheesecake to bring home (low carb of course). I didn't bring it home to share with my diabetic husband and I haven't eaten a piece every day for the last three days!! Still have four pieces to go! If there's any food in this world that I could not eat every day, probably more than once a day, that's not cheesecake.