I did not just lose everything I typed in this "not me" saturday that I am not posting because I have all the time in the world to do it on Mondays. Where did it go?
So, I shall resume: As I was not saying, I am not about to go stark mad being couped up in this house because it has not been raining all week and I'm not lacking in my absorption of Vitamin D. Last night, I did not make my first attempt ever at making a homemade low sugar cheesecake, and of course I did follow the directions to a T, which did not result in my cheesecake tasting like crap. I'm not upset about it. No waste of time and money there. Clint did not make fun of me when the cheesecake was in the oven because it was not blowing up like a fully blown up balloon.
Since I have kept yall so updated on the life of Kandi (and Clint) for the past few weeks, I'm not about to attempt to make up for the last three weeks that I haven't kept my posts updated. I did not go home for Easter and have a good time, and as always, I did not get a little sad when I had to leave after such a short visit. The weekend after that, I did not make a short trip to Atlantic City, New Jersey and New York City (Sat - Mon) because my buddy Nina does not gamble so much in Tunica to give us free trips. I did not shop till I dropped every day I was there, and didn't have a lick of fun. And I was not so exhausted that I couldn't move when I got home from all the walking and shopping we did not do while we were there. I did not only lose $5 in the slot machine because I was not on a very limited budget since it was not the end of the month when we went.
This past week at work has not been so mentally and physically stressful and exhausting that I have not come very close to punching someone in the face. I did not receive approximately eight "love letters" in one week from clients requesting all kinds of things that do not take up the majority of my time checking into things and responding to them. I do not sometimes wish that inmates did not have access to paper, pens, pencils and law books so they will not leave me alone for just a little bit so I can rest and quit getting these "love letters" with time-consuming requests. Therefore, since I do not have court the second week of May (I really don't) I am not itching to go to the beach to relax. So, after a stressful few days of planning that getaway, I am not beach bound on Friday for a whole week!!